Work Issues

Story 1:

 I am sitting at my desk enjoying my salad and reading things out loud to the guys in my department when I see the CEO standing right infront of me.  He asks me if I know what Saturday was, I had no idea, I racked my brain and I couldn’t figure it out so I said “No”, then he tells me its Ladies Day and hands me a rose and a chocolate.  Then goes to the other “ladies” on our floor. 

Story 2:

Yesterday (wednesday) most managers were out for a seminar.  I was talking to my manager today (thursday) and he tells me he was sitting next to the GM of another department and he tells him that he’s gaining weight.  Then my manager tells him its all MY fault, that I was a disaster to the department.  My desk is full of food and I always order more.
Then the GM tells him .. “yes I was meaning to ask her that day (first time i meet him to drop off a document that needs to be signed) why she’s so tiny, if she had missed the school bus!!!!!!” LOOOL! Seriously that cracked me up.  Okay it was kind of mean. 

Ppl tell me that I don’t look young, it is just that I am short.  Other ppl tell me otherwise.  I don’t know what a 23 year old should look like