I bought a bunch of stuff at the beginning of winter, and even though I lost weight, they seem to have gotten tighter. Anyways I wore one of the dresses on friday and was walking around at home,
Mom: Where are you going? Thats too tight you can’t go out like that ifashel
Me: Fine I’ll go get nipped and tucked ya3ni what do you want me to do, its all in my genes! But you know if J-Lo or Kim Kardashian was wearing this, you wouldn’t say ifashel, you would have said “shoofay ish7alaat jisemhaaa, jisem mara”
Mom: Your not J-Lo.
