Don’t Get Mad

It was a freezing february night.  The thermometer showed that the weather had dipped down to -15F and the windchill made it feel even colder.

Five girls all dressed in black hooded sweaters sat in the corner table, heads low and voices down to a whisper.
#1: I can’t believe they did that! I think its time for revenge!!!!!  But first lets order pankcakes, its going to be a long night!

When the pancakes arrived, fluffy and warm.  With the butter and maple syrup dripping down its sides, one of the girls had a revelation

#3 – I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO!!! HAHAHAHA God I’m so gooooooooooood!

Her excited yell made all the other four girls jump a little in their seats, they were all in their own little worlds, but now all four pairs of eyes were fixated on #3 ….

#3 Okay, so “don’t get mad get even” and we’ve been brainstorming for the past hour of how to “get even” and I think I finally got it … come closer … MAPLE SYRUP and EGGS!!!!

#1 Thats gross! and what kind of plan is that?

#3 Let me explain .. its freezing cold outside, whats worse than having frozen maple syrup in places that it doesn’t belong …like the windsheild wipers of your car …… and frozen eggs on the paint of your car …… GENIUS!!!!!

After they finished their food, they rushed to the closest grocery store and each girl bought herself two Maple Syrup jugs and a dozen eggs …. And off they drove to their destination ….. The digital clock in car showed that it was almost 2:45 AM, and they were sure everyone was asleep.

They parked their car in the lot right across the house, and four of the five girls went down.  One of them would stay just incase they had to rush to the car.

It all happened so fast … each girl took a couple of cars, put maple syrup on and down the windsheild wipers … eggs were SQUISHED onto the car doors and hoods … and more maple syrup was poured on to the sides of the windows …. when everything was done they all ran to the car and drove off into the night.  Their laughter was nervous but giddy, they couldn’t believe what they had done.

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