من هم “الماك شكن”؟

Who are the McChickens and where did they come from?

Eb9ara7a I have been contemplating this though for a while and I want to know how the term “McChickens” and “Chicken Nuggets” came to be.  Is McDonalds that American?  Okay ya3ni lama jeelna yekbar are we going to be Big Macs?

Ya3ni why couldn’t we have been Whoppers?  Okay I know that this term has been used for other body parts but still.  Or  laish mu Frappaccinos?  Ya3ni habbat starbucks akbar haba bil q8 (oo actually bil 3alam), oo kelmat mcchicken e6la3at after ma ba6elaw starbucks.

As a person who is labeled by society as a “Chicken Nugget” or “McChicken” (3ithrooni ma a3arif el farg), I would like to voice my disdain to being compared to a sandwich that is deep fried and full of fat. If I were to agree to be labeled with anything, I would rather be a coffee frappaccino, with whipped cream and caramel sauce on the top.

When they open taco bell here, I will start a revolution and call Kuwaiti men Beef Burritos, the dishdasha will be the bread on the outside, and their brown skin will be the beef.  If they are white then they can be chicken burritos.

Anyways I have always been in denial about being a true blue chicken nugget, but when did I realize that I was actually a chicken nugget (or McChicken), a couple of days ago I was listening to “El7imdilla oo Shifnakum” eghneyat ferqat Miami, and I realized that for the past 10 years I though “telgozayda” was one word! I JUST relized that they are saying “Wain Wain Wain Telgo Zay Dah” LOL! Okay I must admit I felt REALLY stupid! Bs 3ashan abarer mawqify, Miami always compes up with the randomest weirdest words, so I thought that was one of ebda3at’hum :p

Fa now estaslamat lil amr el waqe3 oo I finally embraced my chicken nuggetness, along with embracing my shortness.

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. chandal
    May 05, 2010 @ 12:50:45

    :))))

    الله يونسج بالعافية

    انتي عرفي معيد اول وبعدين تحلطمي
    :p

    المشكلة اني عيبت وابتليت

    حبيت البوست

    so you

    بس يعني شنو وانا وانا وانت القزيدة الله كريم تالقزيدة

    بام برام برام كاهو كاهو

    :*

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  2. Swair
    May 07, 2010 @ 20:31:29

    I don’t think you’re a McChicken (or nugget) at all!

    To me, a McChicken is a person who only cares about what they look like and is empty on the inside. Especially people who consider education, reading and having a REAL life something “malaqa” *rolls her eyes*

    So yeah, you are NOT a McDonald’s product of any type, shape or form..

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  3. Coooookiez
    May 08, 2010 @ 21:44:40

    Oooohh!! That’s what they’re actually saying! Makes sense now tho I prefer gozayeda :p it’s cuter!

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  4. ShoSho
    May 11, 2010 @ 11:28:37

    Lol I don’t know where the Mc nuggets thing came from?!! Ma kint adri 3anna illa min some blogs.. I never heard it from people around me :/ and I agree with Swair..

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  5. Chirp
    May 12, 2010 @ 05:57:43

    Chandaal – Bsich 6naza :p lat9eer nunu al3an miney ;P

    Swair – ;**** I think a chicken nugget is someone who is too “americanized” thats what I always assumed!

    Coookiez – HAHA yeah! isnt it a revelation? LOL

    ShoSho – I don’t know, yimken a7ad b6aini 6aala3 hal ga6a? :p

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  6. eshda3wa
    May 13, 2010 @ 23:07:48

    id like to be pralines n cream

    why not ?

    i hate nuggests

    i hate mcdonalds

    why didnt we get a vote ?

    Reply

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