Thats too tight

I bought a bunch of stuff at the beginning of winter, and even though I lost weight, they seem to have gotten tighter.  Anyways I wore one of the dresses on friday and was walking around at home,

Mom:  Where are you going?   Thats too tight you can’t go out like that ifashel

Me: Fine I’ll go get nipped and tucked ya3ni what do you want me to do, its all in my genes!  But you know if J-Lo or Kim Kardashian was wearing this, you wouldn’t say ifashel, you would have said “shoofay ish7alaat jisemhaaa, jisem mara”

Mom: Your not J-Lo.

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